In an attempt to convince myself that I would not only NOT look completely crazy in ear muffs, but actually rock the hell out of them, I went on a Google search bender titled "Stylish Ladies In Furry Ear Muffs."
This is what I got:
Um, yeah... It did nothing for my ear muff self esteem.
So I went overseas.
Where skinny Asian girls with perfect hair rock ear muffs like they're not even wearing any. Apparently, my life aspiration of being a well-dressed American has turned into a burning desire to be a Japanese teenager.